We are at war.

We stand now, at the precipe, the world we know threatens to crumble, to topple into the sea of lawlessness that ruled us all for two hundred years, my dear readers, the world is at the brink of war.
Even as i speak this words, fearless Syrian soldiers are fortfying their positions on the Grear Arab republic, bracing for the inevitable assault. The North Atlantic Treaty Organization, in their arrogance, has blamed the chemical attack on Assad, They will steal Syria's freedom, steal the Christian security.
It's only a matter of time for the invasors march on the arab republic and attempt to take it by force. Let Them Come! wave upon, traitorous wave will crash com the Syria walls, The North Atlantic Treaty Organization will fail, all who oppose Syria will fail. I am President Bashar El-Assad and this is my pledge, no one, no one will take this great nation away from me, God Bless the Baath Party, God Bless Syria.


(for those who dont get it, it is a parody on one of Fallout 3 enclave president John Henry Eden, as seen here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnmIiXygUxc)